Tuesday, October 26, 2010

The Ingredients to DOMINATE Games

Ok you have skill, you have your game face on, you have a game you are about to own at; what are you possible missing that could wreck all of this? For starters you have no hydration or snacks! To game, the gamer must be hydrated and for hydration I suggest H2.... MT. DEW OF COURSE!!!!!! That is right my friends, Mountain mother f*cking dew; NONE OF THAT THROWBACK BULLSHIT EITHER! Real ORIGINAL Mountain Dew.

Now for snacks you can have whatever you can get your hands on. Go shopping with the head of the house and you'll get more snacks you like this way.

Another important topic that leads to awesome gaming is comfort. Get a chair or a couch or something that you could sit in endlessly. You know, because you're a gamer, you'll be there alot of the time. Also relating to this, make sure your screen you are playing off of is at a good distance from you so that you can see it well and see every detail. You wouldn't want to miss something that could have made you win!

Enjoy and remember MOUNTAIN MOTHER F*CKING DEW!!!!!

17 comments:

  1. Mountain Dew is refreshing :)

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  2. mountain dew considerably enhances my game performance

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  3. no man, gotta drink NOS, taurine and caffeine will rape your brain

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  4. Game fuel. 4 to 5 cans of those will do you proper.

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  5. mountain dew is good stuff. Cool blog, you got a new follower!

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  6. What if you don't consume caffeine?

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  7. Gaming needs good snacks and cofeee, not that shity sweet stuff :)

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  8. Ugh, so many gamers love mountain dew, I HATE that shit lol, its all about Sprite!

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  9. I've never been a fan of the Dew

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  10. I agree mountain dew! Mountain Dew Whiteout (NEW)
    I suggest you try it, its an easy 10/10
    Nice post

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  11. One certainly needs Mountain Dew if they so wanted to be epic in any game.

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